Great location! Only five minutes’ walk from the Joy Elementary School playground and five minutes’ driving from Fairbanks’s largest shopping district, this well-maintained home features laminate flooring, fresh paint, and a double vanity in the master suite. Along with extensive counter space and generous cupboards, the kitchen is equipped with a glass-top range and a brand new dishwasher. The kitchen island is perfect for including children in culinary adventures or entertaining guests in the adjoining living room and dining area. The double garage includes a workbench and lots of shelving. Outside, the lawn is well-established in a fully fenced yard and a small garden plot is waiting, with irises already beginning to grow.
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They kept trying to use the cheezy, Location, location, location, and I said I’d rather have an exclemation point than repitition.
And the kitchen was described as “functional.”
I can’t speak for every woman, but for me that is a red flag word.
Anyway, I feel about this type of blurb as I do myself: even if it isn’t the most attractive, it’s honest and accurate.
“If I’m to be hanged, let it be for something real.”